Why was the accountant so excited that he completed a jigsaw puzzle in only 59 weeks?
Because on the box it said 8-12 Years
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There are just two rules for creating a successful accountancy business:
1. Don’t tell them everything you know. 2. [Redacted]
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Have you heard the joke about the interesting accountant?
No? Me neither.
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If an accountant’s spouse cannot sleep, what does he/she say?
“Dharling, could you tell me about your work.”
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There are 3 types of accountants.
Those who can count and those who can’t.
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How was copper wire invented?
2 accountants were arguing over a penny.
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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. “Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night.” “Have you tried counting sheep?”
“That’s the problem – I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it.”
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What's an extroverted accountant?
One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own
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Why did the accountant stare at his glass of orange juice for three hours?
Because on the box it said Concentrate.
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When does a person decide to become an accountant?
When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
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